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Buy the “Soul Stealing Deal” $79 package and book your intro session, risk free.
Not using your soul? Let me steal it.
Not permanently. Just long enough to feel what it has been trying to tell you.
Okay, but seriously
What is an Embodied Energy Reading?
Josh tunes into you, using his body like a giant tuning fork to pick up and embody the frequency you naturally give off. It’s sort of like walking a mile in your shoes energetically.
You can steer the session at any time, and he’ll follow your lead. Or relax into receiving as if this were an energetic massage, only speaking to ask for adjustments or share what’s alive.
Josh’s job is to faithfully report sensations, images, sounds, and emotions arising in him while embodying you. Offering inspired words and analogies to help translate his experience into something you can deeply feel and understand.
He gets on your wavelength, takes it out for a spin, and reflects what he’s experiencing in real time.
The more sessions you do together, the more this becomes a playground for inner work. Like having a highly-resourced nervous system accompany you into the depths of your inner world. Meeting you with love and acceptance as you update old beliefs and reclaim your life from the circumstances that shaped you.
Book Your 'Soul Stealing Deal' Now
$79 total · 45-minute intro session + bonus 60-minute session
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Meet for 45 minutes
Experience the intro reading via Zoom and decide for yourself firsthand. Your soul will thank you in the morning.
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Choose freely
Not inspired to continue? Request a complete refund within 72 hours of completing your intro and receive it no questions asked.
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Continue for $0 more
If you want to continue, the same $79 package includes one 60-minute bonus session.
How this became a thing
It started at a party. In a side bedroom. With strangers.
One Saturday afternoon, Josh showed up at a party where he hardly knew anyone and ended up cold reading strangers in a side bedroom all party long.
“Cold reading” isn’t exactly the right term. Josh has this weird party trick where he can relax his mind and body, tune into someone else’s body, and empathically feel some approximation of what’s happening for them.
He translates those sensations into words as his body acts like a giant Ouija board: energy moves from one part of his body to another, he feels into the meaning, and offers the words that resonate most closely.
Once a message is delivered and received, a new part of his body lights up and he translates that. Eventually everything comes to a calm and the transmission is over.
Each reading opened Josh up even more until his system was open so wide that he could interact with someone for less than a minute and offer immediate, actionable feedback based on what he picks up.
The next day, he created a logo, wrote some copy, launched the service, and he’s been doing them ever since.
A client’s words
Presence. Permission. Space for everything from grief to joy.
“Working with Josh is such a beautiful, safe, and deeply permissioning experience. He holds a container where I feel genuinely well-held, attuned to, and free to let my body and system move through whatever needs to unfold.”
“His reflections helped me feel the grief and joy moving through my system not as something wrong or in need of fixing, but as something natural, intelligent, and even ecstatic when allowed to express.”
“Josh has a rare gift for seeing what is happening beneath the surface and naming it in a way that feels deeply respectful, loving, and liberating. I always feel very safe with him, and I truly love working with him.”
Ready to try risk free? Reserve both sessions for $79 total.
It’s Only Going to Get Weirder If You Keep ScrollingWhy Josh?
Playful enough to get weird.
Attuned enough to be real.
Josh has been a certified Life Coach and Reiki Master since 2008. But this particular kind of embodied attunement began emerging in 2010 after a harrowing 30-day experiment in facing his two deepest fears: looking bad and risking rejection.
To break free from caring what anyone thought, he did at least one thing every day to look bad and risk rejection: pitching consulting services to a grocery-store manager while food shopping, offering free “spiritual brain massages” at the mall until security shut it down, and posting his most terrifying, unfiltered thoughts on Twitter, Facebook, and LinkedIn the moment they arose.
The experiment cost him his mentor, a community, and dozens of friends.
Liberated but rudderless, Josh began meditating regularly because he couldn’t figure out what else to do with his life. One night, while lying down in meditation, his left arm started moving on its own in a spiral. It felt good, so he let it continue.
The spiral grew wider and wider until his hand was caressing the entire left side of his body. This was his first contact with “The Energy,” an embodied force that has moved through him nearly every day for the last sixteen years.
By allowing his body to make automatic movement and sounds, he witnessed himself doing things he had no earthly idea how to do. It was like being trained from the ground up.
Josh honed these skills for four years at a mystery school known as the Luminous Awareness Institute and spent three plus years waterboarding his insecurities with exposure therapy at a relational edgework dojo. Along the way, he became uniquely able to empathize deeply and embody a wide range of energies with little resistance, allowing what wants to be spoken to come through unfiltered.
This is Josh when he’s happy. You don’t want to know what happens to the chicken when he gets mad.
Book Now or the Chicken Gets ItWHAT DOES A SESSION LOOK LIKE?
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Check-in
You share what you’re coming in with and any desires for the session.
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Get Present
Josh leads a brief meditation to relax your mind and invite sounds, movements, or sensations to arise in your body.
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Wise Self Visual
Josh connects with your Wise Self (the version of you closest to your soul in human form) and receives a visual that helps orient the session.
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Connect & Consent
You share any questions or reactions. Then Josh asks for consent to take your frequency out for a spin.
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The Reading
Josh reports what comes up for him while embodying you. You jump in at any time to ask questions or steer the session.
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Off-Ramp and Debrief
Josh lets you know when the session is winding down. After any final questions, he returns fully to himself and you unpack what unfolded.
Why did the chicken cross to the other side?
Because you kept scrolling.
Your soul called.
It wants its socks back.
The Sock-Rocking Guarantee
If the 45-minute intro reading doesn’t rock your socks off, request a refund within 72 hours of completing your intro and receive a 100% refund, no questions asked.
If you continue, your $79 already covers the included 60-minute bonus session.
Find Out What Else Your Soul’s Been Trying to SayThis offer is only available until my client list fills up, so act now while your soul is still ripe for the stealing.
More Testimonials for You Fence-Sitting Naysayers
“Highly sensitive, playful and articulate, Josh has a unique ability to tune in to and translate his client’s energetic system into coherent images and associations. Without imposing his own interpretation, he helps tease out deeper truths and inspire growth and healing.”
“Beautiful flow, more organic than session-like. Josh tuned in to edges that are fresh in my process, and his words opened the aperture and nudged me to a more expansive view of each one. Deeply satisfying and actionable.”
“The love and care that you expressed, the joy that you forced out of me, but it was forced in the most loving, kind, spacious, attuned way.
You celebrated me in a way that was really honest, true, and I could receive. You played with my edges in a way that felt safe enough.”
Thanks for doomscrolling all the way to the bottom.
Friendly reminder: You’re going to die someday.
Don’t die with your music still inside you.